Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Financial Crisis Solved!



The Peanut Butter Company of America hates poor folk -- giving them salmonella-tainted peanut butter to include in the free lunch program at some schools. I guess there really is no such thing as a free lunch and for some poor people a free lunch could cost your life.

FEMA sent out tainted peanut butter in their emergency food kits to folks in Kentucky and Arkansas after a recent ice storm. PCOA must hate frozen Kentuckians as well as the poor (same diff?). We already know how FEMA felt about the folk in the gulf states when they sent in the trailers after Katrina. "Heck of a job, Brownie!"

Remember the Bush administration, their talk of shock and awe the night they started bombing Iraq? Instead of Blackwater, GWB should have sent the Peanut Butter Corporation of America into Iraq. In fact, what if we switch the military with the FDA, have the FDA fight wars while the military protects us at home from our government (not Obama)? We could save trillions in cash and bail out every American in financial trouble.

Speaking of saving money, Chris filled out a form to get his daughter into the free lunch program this year for the first time ever. He made two dollars too much last year - just enough so that she didn't qualify for the program - thank Jesus!  If Molly had eaten salmonelle'd peanut butter she may not have been alive on the day Panty Amber ran into her while riding her bike on the way to school a few weeks ago.

And speaking of Panty Amber, Chris spoke with her this past week. She came by his house to give him money for (so far) two doctor appointments, promising to pay Mol's medical bills. He said she appeared stoned, standing in her socks in the dirt. Maybe she can't afford shoes and is on the free lunch program? He's back to square one with her because she refused again to give any insurance information which means legally the status of her bicycling mayhem is back to hit and run.  

"The peanut butter, potentially contaminated with salmonella, was included in emergency meal kits sent to Kentucky ice storm victims, and sold to the federal government for a free lunch program."



4 comments:

Lib said...

Maybe Chris could offer Panty Amber a peanut butter sandwich next time she comes by...:)

Marste said...

Lordy, lordy. I especially love the bit about the disaster victims getting tainted PB. Well, not LOVE . . . but you know what I mean. LOL

(Also, my word verification was "stelaa." Suddenly I hear Marlon Brando . . . )

Mark said...

Peanut Butter today! What's next! Definitely have to stay on our toes!

P/F said...

My brain hurts. I keep trying to write more but it just keeps coming out like the ramblings of an insane person.

Lets leave my opinion as liberal as I am, that there is no good to come from big business or big government.