I backed off the whole idea of this dating game. Though it's funny. You don't get to choose your age ranges. They choose them for you. So lately I get the emails where Orville or Wilbur would like to 'nudge' me to input a photo but that ain't gonna happen. My sister has tried to be encouraging, telling me that "sixty's not THAT old." I am 53. I have enough health issues of my own. One dead (haha!) give-away on this dating site is when the person says they are "thankful for their health" under What are the Three Things you are Thankful For?
I know because that's how I answered the question.
This morning I got an email from the system telling me my latest match is 72 years old, named Abraham. At his age he probably needs someone to help him tote his testicles. If my mom weren't with her man, I'd ask her if she wanted to date this guy.
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7 comments:
You crack me up.
Too bad your mom is already involved with someone. Abraham sounds perfect (I wonder if he's got money? Nah, probably not - if he did, he wouldn't need an on-line dating service, would he?)
Abraham sounds like a catch!
Just think of the quality time you could spend together, enjoying his golden years.
Driving him to the doctor (daily), cutting his thick hoary toenails, grinding his food, changing his Depends, clipping the hair in his ears, rubbing in liniment... good times, good times.
That's so strange that you can't choose your age range...I mean, what if you want to go all cougar on some sweet young man?!? That's just discrimination, I say!
Just because there's some dust on the bottle doesn't mean it's no good inside :-)
BL - I found out his name is not Abraham. It's Methuselah.
5th -- I was already clipping someone's ear hairs occasionally (not mine!)
Dr. J - I know all about dust on the bottle and people's innards. Still it's bad enough having to deal with my own ailments. ha!
Shelly, I think we're supposed to be cougary and I'm not so sure I fit that m.o.
Clipping (someone else's)nose hairs is worse....
(just had to throw that in there!)
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