Dr. LePew has mentioned repeatedly that "if you do not get a rectal, you've been cheated." He was right. I felt cheated when I didn't get my rectal during that last exam.
However, this morning, I'm not so sure I'm up for the visit. I made some split pea soup night before last and split pea soup is all I've eaten in between spinach smoothies for breakfast and the occasional stool softener.
Parlez vous split pea?