If someone were to phone my cell, my voicemail message informs the caller that I can't get a signal during the daytime, that my phone is turned off, and alternatively gives a work number, a land line, in case of emergency as long as I know you (and you are not a bill collector). It would be faster and more convenient for the caller to drive to my actual work location, smack me upside the head, and deliver the message personally than to call my cell phone.
Having so many G's means you can do more things with your phone, mostly the same things I can do with my computer that I sit in front of all day long at work. If I could get a signal, all those extra G's mean I can download and use hundreds of cool apps - great - I'll do that when I can get a signal. I can browse the web faster - if I could get a signal. I could download large files, if I could get a signal. I could play music and watch streaming video - if my phone would work. Send emails with attachments, no problem. Will get on it as soon as I can get a signal. Play 3D games, video conference, rapid file sharing - easy, when and if my phone ever gets a signal.
3G will soon become 4G which will be when I switch to yelling until someone can hear me.
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Hahahahahahahahaha! Perfect.
Can you hear me now?
OK, sore subject, I'm sorry. :)
Try and make it a good week, in spite of the whole 3G mess.
sometimes i think that the little blank spot on the map is where ever i am at the moment - and it follows me around - like a haunted house painting with eyes that follow your every move.
And like the painting - my cell phone does very little. even less since i took all the games off...
It's basically a glorified doorbell (I can usually get a signal outside my friends houses, but not mine.)
oh dear...same problem here and I don't live in the Back Of Beyond...be grateful - imagine. If your phone actually worked you'd never actually TALK to anyone again - all that 3 G-ing, you'd be too knackered!
;o)
x
I have Sprint and can't get a signal when I'm out visiting your way...which is odd considering Silicon Valley is right around the corner and they probably developed the technology for the phones in the first place!
We have whore-rizen too! They are pretty expensive... switching when our contract renews!
Funnneeeee!
Well, for sure I won't switch to whore-risen any time soon. I have "rhymes with squint" and haven't had any trouble, knock on wood.
I don't even know what the "G" stands for...3, 4, whatever...
Wow, I'm so glad we don't have whore-anything. Our cell phones work everywhere. Really.
I didn't say they worked WELL everywhere, but they light up real purdy when you open them, so you can find your way in the dark.... but don't try to actually call someone with them, especially from home. Unless you are prepared to climb onto the roof and stand on your tiptoes.
"Can you hear...." oh, wait - someone already brought that up.
So how come every nut that jay walks in front of me at the stop light I've already sat thru twice is happily jammering away on the phone, completely oblivious of the traffic they are holding.
or are they?
Which begs the question: Do the youngers really get better reception (and obviously have so many more friends than I've ever had in my whole life) or are they all talking to themselves and diabolically making the world wait for them (it's like the new littering)
And also, how come every time I am walking, I can hardly cross the street at all - because every driver is happily yammering away on the phone! Instead of yielding to the poor pedestrian shivering on the median strip.
sorry for the rant - I've got all this pent up shoveling energy, but its not even sticking yet here in my fair city.
I have a faaancy phone with 4G and seem to never be able to get a signal.
me thinks its a punishment for buying aforementioned phone when Im about 20 years OLDER than the market they wish to own it.
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