I bought a new used car but have not picked it up yet.
I am looking for a renter for my downstairs apartment. It's approximately 800 sq ft and has lovely canyon views, a private entrance and deck. Beautiful, peaceful, serene. 420 friendly!
I petted my pain in the butt cat.
I met a friend for drinks and dinner. We had a long discussion. We both teared up. We drank too much.
I talked with my mom through ichat. She has been sick. She wants me to buy a bed for the extra bedroom but I keep forgetting to ask her what kind of bed? I finally asked her today.
I think I may be hoarder though so far there are only a few piles. I'm not exactly sure that the piles of hoarded things belong to me though so I'm not going to try out for any reality hoarding show yet.
Through an organization with which I volunteer I met a woman diagnosed with renal cancer. No one can wave a magic wand. There's no secret password on how to get through this transition from our perception of healthy to not so healthy. I can't talk her out of her suffering (much like I try to do to myself). A cancer patient must be sad; it's the law. When the sadness subsides, you have to get back to life or death, depending.
I had an upper GI. I was in the waiting room with a bunch of old people. I am at that age where I think I'm the only young-ish person in the waiting room, looking around and seeing all those chin whiskers, gray hairs, bald heads, housecoats, sweat pants and slippers (and then seeing myself in the mirror wearing, chin whiskers, gray hairs, housecoats, slippers). Everyone in the waiting room is thinking the exact same thing I'm thinking - they are the youngest person in the waiting room -- except for my former bf's neighbor, Bud, who was waiting in the waiting room looking befuddled. He's mid to late 80s now. He told the technician he was there because his doctor says he has "memory problems." I decided not to say anything to Bud and remind him that we once knew each other and talked usually weekly. A discussion with me might have tested his memory. But I'm thinking his memory problems might not be all that bad if he remembered to go to the doctor.
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And here I thought I'd waxed everything anyone could wax at one time or another. Nose, huh? Growing old is not for the faint of heart, but it does beat the alternative.
Good luck finding a renter. May I suggest staging with origami-towel folding pictures :-)
Hope you love your new whimsical hair, your new-to-you car and that your doc trips all have the best possible outcomes.
I had my toe hairs waxed once. That was as interesting as your nose thing sounds. I've never done it again, either. The apartment sounds lovely... I agree with Roxie, stage the hell out of it.
I had NO idea one could wax nose hair. I guess that just tells me I have so much left to learn in my old age.
In other news, I will need to see a picture of your new 'do stat.
Lastly, I will rent your apartment. Please re-locate to Denver ASAP so that I can rent it comfortably.
Waxing ones nasal hairs. hmmm. sounds dicey to me.
One difficult winter when I still lived in SF, it was one of those moldy yet bone dry times of allergies and flu. I managed to find myself "probing" for some dessicated boogers that got sharp - and stuck. (OW!) I ended up ripping all nose hair from that spot as I removed the irritating deposit. And then it ended up forming a scab which entangled the incoming nose hair, which resulted in more yanked out scabby, hair pulling. Yikes!
I'm in the middle of this nasal nightmare trying to ignore the stabbing hair pulling scab as I shared a lovely lunch on some verdant deck replete with blossoms I could not smell. My lunch mate was looking distracted as well. and then he leaned forward and turned his head slightly to whisper "I have a personal problem"
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"Um, you know how it's been so dry yet allergic and moldy all at the same time? Well, I'm all sneezing and suffering flu like symptoms (He's a nurse) and I ended up with a dried plug in my nasal mucosa (He's a nurse) and, well, there was no other way - I had to get rid of it! Well now I have an ingrown hair or something! I pick it and then it comes back! Its an endless nightmare!
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And I'm all "I know! I've got the same situation!"
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And we then tried to discretely flash our nasal disasters at each other before our iced teas came.
The End.
That nose hair waxing must be one of them Kooky Kalifornian things - ain't never heard of it here in Texas!
But seriously, didn't that hurt like a mofo?!? I'm cringing for you!
Your new car is super cute, and I want to amend my comment on your other blog to say that you AND Hannah will look awesome in it!
Toe hair waxing makes perfect sense to me but you may be sorry about the nose waxing thing.
I found out why we have nose hair when I went through chemo. I had a very slight constant drip and it took me awhile to figure out that it was because the stuff that the nose hair usually keeps from dripping (or falling) out was dripping (or falling) out.
See http://chris-theedgeoflight.blogspot.com/2009/02/yes-you-lose-your-hair-everywhere.html.
Oh.My.God! I thought I'd heard everything (at my advanced age, complete with chin hairs) but it would be a frosty day in hell before I'd wax my nose hair! We NEED those hairs.... don't we? Those are the hairs that keep the bad things out of our airways (to say nothing about how they freeze together when it's really, really cold in the winter and give you something else to think about, rather than obssessing about how you are going to lose at least two toes and a finger and who wants to be outside when it's that cold and do some stupid sport like skating or skiing or any of those other cold winter things that start with s....
oops. Sorry for the nose hair tangent.
You crack me up. When are you going to wax the hair that grows on the outside of your ears? Oh, wait, that's generally a man thing, isn't it?
NOSE HAIR WAXING?!
I seriously had no idea.
I thought we were just supposed to jam those little scissors up and snip!
Nose hair waxing huh? I've heard it all now!
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Very thought filled post, POD. Thanks for letting me see the world through your perceptive eyes and creative prose!
your quirky style and viewpoint is always a great read!
um, nosehair waxing? what in the world made you think of doing that?!?!?
Wow. I was reading Shelley's posts and was intrigued by your comment about the booger. So I tip tapped my way over and OMG. Yes, I'm knew to the concept of nose hair waxing, but wtf is up with Lisa's post? How weird is she? I didn't know whether to giggle uncomfortably or just be afraid. I think I'll stick to reading posts about cellulite and exercise, sheez. :) Thanks for the smiles, Kirsten
I have done it too and yes Shelley it does hurt like a mofo! Seriously though... I am surprised that people have never heard of it. I would MUCH rather have it waxed then have long hairs poking out my sniffer. It is better then plucking it though because it is one ouch instead of ouch ouch ouch.
I had to laugh at your 420 friendly comment ;-) I wonder how many people (Outside CA) know what you meant. LOL. I would love to live over the hill BUT I think the commute would put me over the edge.
Happy Hair and Happy Car!
Talk about a funny post! I feel like I'm suffocating just reading about nose waxing. And doesn't that HURT??
I know just what you mean about old people. One day while we were on our way home we got behind a really slow car on a two lane road in South Dakota. We passed and I looked over and said to Jack, "Oh, it's an old couple." Then I got to thinking...they were probably our age! I hope not but...
Now off to catch up on your other posts now that I'm home. I missed you!!
Yes, please. I need a more descriptive account of nose waxing. Maybe it will have the opposite effect on me and mine will stop dripping. and scabbing. and bleeding. fun, fun, fun. Not.
I need to visit your blog more often... I needed to laugh this morning.
I'm old fashioned, I know, but nose hair has a purpose.
Not only the dripping thing, but to act as a filter from the elements. Allergies, for instance, can become exacerbated by a bald (?) nose. But life is about experiencing new things-a friend of mine had a boyfriend who shaved everything. Everything except his eyebrows and head. Takes a lot of work, but he seemed to enjoy it...
There's an award waiting for you on my blog today! :)
LOL at Lisa's comment! I can just picture this conversation going on! Good luck with your hair and apartment! :)
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