Bella is fine. She had a sanitary trim which I think is another name for a doggie Brazilian. On the other hand, I did not have a sanitary trim though I did have my nose hairs waxed again. I highly recommend this if you've a hairy nose. The 23-year-old esthetician told me that many of the middle-aged men who come in for their
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Hannah is fine. We saw turkeys at work. I took photos. She told me she was not afraid of them anymore but then she asked if she got close, would they bite her? I dunno. I think they'll bite. I've seen those turkey attack videos on youtube. Remember when Hannah was traumatized by watching the turkey chase her grandmother around the Prius -- which I understand we may have trouble purchasing in future due to the tsunami. I feel so awful for those folks in Japan. I can't believe no one has blamed the earthquake, resulting tsunami and pending nuclear disaster on the gays yet. Maybe by the end of this week...I hear some of the radiation will be hitting California some time tomorrow. No doubt radiation will be strongest in Hollywood where those free-thinking, left-wingers live.
Soon I'll be writing about Bradley who will turn 2 years old on March 22. He's a red, curly-headed cutie pie who loves me. I can just tell. Mostly his conversation revolves around "Why" so I tell him why and he says "why" and we go around in circles which is similar to a lot of conversations I've had win past relationships. I don't mind conversing with Bradley. I still have time to change him.
I have to get back to my
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I'm glad to know everyone is fine and hasn't been attacked by turkeys.
I believe the gays are innocent and everything that is bad is because of the damn Spring forward time change! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I like your version of excuses for the world's disasters, Helen!
I want to hear more about Bradley - where did he come from? Does Hannah know about him? Will there be "Auntie Jan rivalry"? Inquiring minds, you know!
<----------- I love helen. (ok so when this posts she wont be to my left but above. youll have that)
I have a permission slip here.
signed.
Im allowed to help you envelope stuff so that we can get you back to your real job of writing for the masses.
I'm at work. I spit coffee on my computer screen when I read "doggie Brazilian". As always, thanks for the laugh!! And no more reading YOUR stuff at the work computer. ;)
I thought you were gonna blame it on old GUYS since you have been picking on them.
Ben Franklin wanted to make the turkey the national bird! The wild ones are not too bad, since they CAN stand up without falling over due to the hormone induced breast enlargement of our supermarket variety. Ben and and other old guys probably fall over too, rather than falling all over themselves over women like they did when they were younger.
That's funny in a perverse way about the young nose-ear professional hair plucker dealing with the advances of middle aged male clients. What a first impression they must make! Ha, and still they think they have it going on.
They'll either blame it on the gays or on Obama. Or on us "liberals". If you're not a liberal just forget I said that, okay?
I'm really glad that Hannah is fine. Poor little thing. I'd like to know who wouldn't be traumatized by seeing their grandma chased by a turkey, for heaven's sake.
Now, about Bradley. Who is Bradley? He sounds like a cutie pie. Does Bella like him? If Hannah and Bella like him, he's A-ok.
turkey attack videos?? good Lord...
someone blamed the Tsunami on the lack of '10 commandment observance'. It was one of you lot. A mad one, who needs to be stopped!
Helen - you're right! eheheh
who is Bradley for goodness sakes?? you can't just pop people on us with no explanation!
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