Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall

Fallen twig
We had a big, bad ole rain storm over this past weekend. Saturday night, just when I was getting maximum comfy on my thumper-pedic, a redwood tree branch crashed into the roof just above my head making a horrific scary noise, causing the house to shake. The next morning I was wondering if that branch floated gently down to the roof like a butterfly taking wing from a flower or if the branch charged, dagger-like trying to make me into human shish kebob?  Wouldn't that be a hoot if they found me stabbed into my bed by a tree branch? Whenever we're going to have a big bad ole storm, I get philosophical about trees landing on me. Please land on my head and not just my foot or my leg. That is my big wish in life. Make this tree falling in the forest my final act.
Deck with crashed tree branches


On Sunday while Bella and I were strutting our stuff at the blue ball park track, off in the distance a child innocently attempted to fly a kite in-between frequent storms. This was Bella's very first kite sighting so she went completely insane, pulling and tugging at the leash, acting like she saw the infamous corgi slasher murderer. I could not get her to calm down so like any well-trained dog owner, I picked her up and carried her to the car all the while her clawing to get further away from the corgi-assassin kite. Once inside the car, Bella calmed somewhat though she was still shaking from her initiation of this harbinger of springtime splendor. 


When that branch crashed into the roof, Bella didn't even make a woof.

I've mentioned Bradley. Well, he is my new personal trainer. Every time he sees me, he says he wants to go on a walk. Then he holds my finger which he says is "too cold." ("Pull my finger, Bradley!") We originally started our walks with Bella though when a car (beep, beep) passes Bella (woof, woof) moves into a corgi frenzy, and becomes difficult to control unless you think controlling a corgi who's spinning at the end of a leash *is* control. I can't risk injury to a 2 year old or a 55 year old. At 20 lbs, Bella's two big handfuls of attack corgi and she has been brought to this earth to ensure that cars either go the speed limit  on our road which is zero MPH, or said cars clear out all together. 


In this photo Bradley is wearing a fashionable froggy raincoat (inside my house, go figure. I think it's his way of waiting for the next tree branch to float out of the sky). 


Bradley's birthday is today. He turns two years old. 



9 comments:

Lee said...

"Whenever we're going to have a big bad ole storm, I get philosophical about trees landing on me. Please land on my head and not just my foot or my leg. That is my big wish in life. Make this tree falling in the forest my final act."

WTH. This would not be a good way to go. What are you thinking, girl?

Bella doesn't have the sense to be freaked out by falling tree branches, but kites make her tremble in fear...She's got some issues, but she's still technically a puppy, right?

What a raincoat modeling cutie!

l'optimiste said...

the infamous corgi slasher murderer??? omg...I never knew...
x

Shelley said...

Did you read Harry Potter? Maybe Bella thinks kites are dementors. That must have been something to see, her going insane over such a happy pretty thing.

Bradley is ADORABLE. What a cutie. Where did you find him and how can I get me one?

Tena said...

Whew! I'm glad the tree missed you...this time, heh heh. I love trees, but I must say I've never thought about being hit by one. I just hope it's a real twig that comes your way :)

Bradley is quite the cutie pie. Hope he had a fun day.

Is there a kite phobia? Poor Bella.

Helen said...

I'm pretty sure you've got yourself the world's cutest personal trainer. Oh my. Now that face would make me want to take my walk!

Annielaural leFaye said...

love Bella, love the tree..how could it be otherwise..they're just trying to include you in the celebration..speaking of double base ..oh, I guess we weren't..the music of the spheres..

May spring sprung with abundant wildflowers in your forest..

Tammy said...

I know the definition of insanity...it's one of my all-time faves...but I can't afford the surgery.

Dr. J said...

I feel your pain, I've had the tree in the middle of the night experience too!

Love the stories!

Happy Fun Pants said...

Good grief, do we live different lives or what? I'm surrounded by high rises and you're not. We're like Donny and Marie only not related, not Mormon, and I don't know which of us is a little bit country and which is a little bit rock and roll.

Also, we aren't famous and we aren't lame. But other than that, just like them.