A-Pork-A-Lips
I don't even know why I'm writing except perhaps to say goodbye since tomorrow is supposedly the end of the world.
So in light(? haha) of the world ending, I'm take care of some neglected blog-keeping.
A friend of mine "decorated" this photo of Bella for me. Those are his words, not mine though he is aware of the reason that dogs roll around in dead stuff. He explained the reason why at length via email. I don't think anyone should explain anything at length knowing the end of humanity is at nigh.
I'll post one last photo of Hannah and me taken earlier this week. Hannah was so cute when she was here. She said I was "anoxious" which in chemo-brain language would be translated as annoying and obnoxious. She's right. I am, and she's the one in the photo with her tongue sticking out.
Because tomorrow is the end of the world, I'm only a bit disappointed that I had the gastric bypass surgery nearly a year ago because I could have spent this last year eating like a mad-woman or other words eating the same way I've eaten for years. Then again if I hadn't had the surgery, I wouldn't have discovered what it's like to wear a size 10. Or discover how easy it is to walk up a hill without a load of lard in my britches. Or have my physician tell me only yesterday that I should not lose anymore weight because "you're at that point where your face will really begin to look gaunt." I told her that I smile to find my cheek apples when I put my cream blush on, but when I'm not smiling the blush ends up at the sides of my neck. I would have never seen that coming though mostly because as I continue to age I can't see much of anything.
Just like I didn't see the end of the world coming until someone invited me to the post end-of-the-world looting party, assuming I guess that I'm not worthy of being one of the few lucky plucked individuals for the rapture. So I think we can all see where this is going...
It's been nice knowing ya!
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My former boss, who is now living in Australia, posted on FB that "tomorrow is already here" so either Jesus forgot all of Australia or it ain't happening. Guess which way I'm leaning?
See you on Sunday! :)
Hahahahahaha at you and Shelley both! Perfect. Especially the part about the cream blush. Or maybe the other part about eating because I can sure as h-e-double hockey sticks promise you that if I find out I'm going, I'm eating!
I heard the exact time of the end of the world is 6 p.m. but not sure about what time zone. If it happens Pacific time, I'll just be getting out of church, so I'm good to go. If it happens earlier than that, I'm screwed.
It can't end yet, I still haven't gotten to my goal. Who decided today was the day? I can never remember dates, I thought it wasn't ending until 2012. I guess I don't have to worry about going back to work. Maybe we should tell ourselves every day is the last day. Who's up for ice cream sundaes?
Janell, the people who believed in the rapture all thought that gay marriage was the end of the world. And they naturally assumed that God thought so, too. It would have been appropriate if they'd all been rapted off to their own personal paradise -- sort of a never-ending church coffee hour would be appropriate -- but they're still with us, apparently.
Anyway, I am glad that your new, more mobile self is enjoying the world. And may I suggest that you post several more Bella pictures and hold a captioning contest among us commenters.
What, you're still here??
Me, too.
I have connections with a very good cosmetic surgeon here if you ever need that nip and tuck stuff. We can work as a tag team :-)
Just so you know, it's very common to add fat to faces because of the age induced changes. Sort of weird isn't it?
hahahah! :)
Wasn't that just the weirdest non-event, ever?
Love the Bella photo and the one of Hannah and you, even though it's obviously not going to be the last. I think anoxious is a great word and we ought to incorporate it into the English language.
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