Last time I visited my doctor she said she didn't think I should lose any more weight. Since that visit I'm down a few more pounds - below high school weight now. I was in the parking lot of a shopping complex yesterday afternoon when a woman called to me from across the parking lot. Last time I saw her was at a Weight Watchers meeting over a year ago. I'm nearly 100 lbs thinner and she still recognized me. Dammit.
Hannah asked for some lipstick so I gave her some old cruddy stuff I had laying around. Then she smeared it all over her lips and then wanted to put make-up on me -- I figured why not? One day I'll be dead and she will have fond memories of sprucing up her auntie's craggy lined face. (All I remembered of my great aunt was her long chin hairs.) Hannah layered different shades of blue on my eyelids, she acted very professional while mounding blush on my cheeks - I looked stunning. Last week when she was over to my house I let Hannah use the bronzer. She piled bronzer on her beautiful skin until her face and neck shone brick-orange. Bella, with an added spring to her step, carried the bronzer applicator between her teeth, and lay on the carpet, feasting. I told Hannah she looked beautiful if not super healthy! Really building up this little child's ego while I stared at her orange face. She kept gazing at her reflection in the mirror. Hannah was most likely puzzled by a disconnect between what she was seeing in the mirror (orange!) and my showering her with positive comments. When she got to her grandma's house, her grandma thought Hannah had a bad sunburn, saying "Who let you sit out in the sun so long?"
I took off work early yesterday and picked up Hannah. We hit the dog beach at Rio Del Mar. There were a lot of folks hanging out there. One might think it was summer...except for the knitting.

7 comments:
Dang, you skinny woman!!! I could not imagine being below my high school weight...you are obviously not eating enough See's candy, lol!
Love Healthy Hannah! And hey, at least she's learning to tan with product and not the evil sun.
I want a Scowl. Emailing you now. But you have to promise to be drinking while you knit it. :)
Do you ever get to go in the water?
I went swimming in Santa Cruz when I was there:
We waded in that inlet next to the amusement park - it was fun to ride the current. We also took a quick plunge at a nude beach near Bonny Doone (a beach day mixed with both creepy and hilarious gawking men - yikes!) And we also tried the cove near the motel (Echo Inn) we stayed at - mostly my friend waded in and I watched and devised rescue strategies (not needed)
Once it was super hot and we went in at Half Moon Bay and it was positively balmy.
It's easier to swim in the ocean here, not that I've managed it yet.
Hopefully you will get some balmy water days so you can go in.
Glad you are having a nice summer so far!
Thanks, but I already have a Scowl (no, seriously, my face always looks like that!)
Hannah and I could hang together - I've been using some of that tanning stuff in order to look "healthy" when I go on my trip! Orange does make one look healthy, right?
LOL! You crack us up!! I had a guy paint the house once in what I thought was the color maple. It was brick orange! Needed lots more paint that year to redo the job in cedar!
LOVE the hannah stories.
and your stories.
and now feel guilty mine has not ever seen the beach.
that's got to me at least 10 mamahood demerits yes?
Well I guess you've just blown my (excuse) theory that it's impossible for menopausal women to ever return to their high school weight. Happy for you, aggravated for me.
Hannah looks beautiful, orange skin and all. I wish you'd have let her take a photo of your makeup job though!
Knitter, eh? Good for you. If you ever need a knitting group locally that's down-to-earth and doesn't need your $$$, let me know. Rhumba's connected.
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