Friday, September 2, 2011

Tender at the Bone

Last night both Eric and his gf were at the top of the driveway trying to pick up messages on their cell phones. No signal.

I told Eric not to bother with his voicemail because his only one voicemail was from me. The voicemail was about a dead (as opposed to a live) deer leg he had discovered --- that I had deposited in the trash. Don't worry - the deer leg was right on top of the other garbage. Eric didn't have to dig far. Eric and I were having a discussion about whether the deer leg should be considered organic or meat. 

Meat goes in the trash. Organic goes in recycle.
Do the math.

Bella (aka meat) rolling in something gross and smelly on the forest floor

4 comments:

Shrink to Fit said...

Now all I can think about is a poor 3-legged deer making it's way through the forest :-(

My Sydney LOVES to roll in gross stuff. she and Bella would have a great time together.

the Bag Lady said...

Deer leg is definitely meat. Trash. Absolutely.
Bring Bella to the ranch - all kinds of gross things to roll in 'round about these parts!

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Miz said...

and I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

(points at beloved bag lady :))